by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,390thMost Secular: 3,455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,598th
The Sacred Reich of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
A million reasons on the edge of glory
Bollox
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Nuremburgia

Population5.577 billion

CapitalHellhole
LeaderBollox

CurrencyMarks
AnimalEagle

The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bollox with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.577 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellhole. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth 650 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,582 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and Bollox's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 265,424th in the world and 1,271st in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -21.82 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 2,390thTop
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Most Secular: 3,455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,721stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,747thBest Weather: 4,875thLowest Crime Rates: 6,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,928thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,940thHealthiest Citizens: 8,316thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,553rdLargest Governments: 9,832ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,186thMost Developed: 10,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,243rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,896thMost Patriotic: 19,113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,758thSmartest Citizens: 22,914thMost Efficient Economies: 23,878th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 124th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nuremburgia was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, Bollox's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Nuremburgia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Voice of ARB".
  • : Nuremburgia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protections During Territorial Transitions".
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, the Nuremburgian Intelligence Agency relies on rumour and guidebooks to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Nuremburgia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.

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