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Most Influential: 560thMost Primitive: 583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,603rd
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Swag Chief Bubba Estate

Population9.448 billion

Capitalthat venerable house
Leaderthe Heir
Faiththe Faith

Currencygold coin
Animalsavage Swine

The Haunted Homestead of Swag Chief Bubba Estate is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Heir with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.448 billion heroes and mercenaries are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that venerable house. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swag Chief Bubba Estatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,873 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Swag Chief Bubba Estate's national animal is the savage Swine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Faith.

Swag Chief Bubba Estate is ranked 16,420th in the world and 190th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,229.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 560thMost Primitive: 583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,603rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,920thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,405thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,725thLargest Black Market: 2,818thMost Avoided: 2,819thLargest Mining Sector: 2,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,011thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,049thMost Devout: 3,104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,164thHighest Crime Rates: 3,617thFattest Citizens: 4,259thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,430thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,369thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,590thMost Armed: 7,389thHighest Average Incomes: 10,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,445thHighest Economic Output: 11,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,258thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,041stMost Patriotic: 16,101stLargest Retail Industry: 16,420thMost Stationary: 16,544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,889thLargest Governments: 19,309thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,541stMost Efficient Economies: 23,301stHighest Drug Use: 24,304thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,101st
Most Primitive: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionFattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 97th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the region

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