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Most Secular: 33rdMost Influential: 107thMost Patriotic: 223rd
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population15.788 billion

LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.788 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 5,693 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 360,599 party-approved credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 2,808th in the world and 59th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.81 bananas ingested per day.

Most Secular: 33rdMost Influential: 107thMost Patriotic: 223rdLowest Crime Rates: 248thLargest Agricultural Sector: 361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 425thMost Corrupt Governments: 498thLargest Governments: 547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 587thSmartest Citizens: 631stMost Beautiful Environments: 671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 673rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,279thHighest Average Incomes: 1,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,934thHighest Economic Output: 2,014thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,232ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,420thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,890thLargest Black Market: 3,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,611thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,925thMost Stationary: 5,715thBest Weather: 5,749thMost Authoritarian: 5,818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,108thMost Cultured: 7,826thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,169thMost Developed: 13,293rdMost Conservative: 16,886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,274thLargest Populations: 18,518th
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionLargest Populations: 137th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 155th in the region

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