Population | 19.495 billion |
Capital | Grazboroniki |
Leader | General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov |
Faith | ██████████████ |
Currency | party-approved credit |
Animal | Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear |
The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.495 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,837 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 402,034 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the crispy fried liver of an Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.
Kyrizstanislav is ranked 9,692nd in the world and 163rd in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the crispy fried liver of an Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol.
- : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov's rear echelons.
World Assembly
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