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Most Secular: 48thMost Influential: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 229th
The Collective Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Work for your family, and for everyone
General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kyrizstanislav

Population19.495 billion

CapitalGrazboroniki
LeaderGeneral Secretary Nikita Alahomorov
Faith██████████████

Currencyparty-approved credit
AnimalArmored Kyrizstanislavi Bear

The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.495 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,837 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 402,034 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the crispy fried liver of an Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 9,692nd in the world and 163rd in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 120 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Secular: 48thMost Influential: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 229thMost Patriotic: 241stLargest Agricultural Sector: 251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 389thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 465thMost Corrupt Governments: 578thSmartest Citizens: 596thLargest Governments: 638thHighest Average Tax Rates: 658thHighest Poor Incomes: 685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 707thMost Beautiful Environments: 806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 843rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,080thHighest Economic Output: 1,443rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,784thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,114thLargest Black Market: 2,296thHealthiest Citizens: 2,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,064thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,750thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,762ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,048thMost Conservative: 6,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,460thBest Weather: 6,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,230thMost Cultured: 9,692ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,256thMost Developed: 14,670thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,144thMost Extreme: 25,666thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,097th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the crispy fried liver of an Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol.
  • : Kyrizstanislav was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyrizstanislav, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov's rear echelons.

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