by Max Barry

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,497thLowest Crime Rates: 3,722ndMost Influential: 3,889th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Stick to your hedgehog!
King Rob
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population21.855 billion

CapitalPavo City
LeaderKing Rob


The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.855 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Pavs a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,966 Pavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 264,976th in the world and 1,266th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -20.83 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,497thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,722ndMost Influential: 3,889thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,188thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,702ndBest Weather: 6,375thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,424thHealthiest Citizens: 6,500thSmartest Citizens: 7,434thLargest Populations: 8,072ndMost Pacifist: 9,238thHighest Economic Output: 10,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,315thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,965thMost Secular: 15,836thHighest Food Quality: 20,244thMost Developed: 20,729thSafest: 20,841stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,249thMost Income Equality: 24,203rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,186th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 132nd in the region

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