The United Gamers of DetroitSmash is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by AngelKiba with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.979 billion DetroitSmashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floyand. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DetroitSmashian economy, worth 699 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,049 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal. Crime is totally unknown. DetroitSmash's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DetroitSmash is ranked 82,057^th in the world and 471^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,072.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.