The Staatenverbund of Greater Theowherveld is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leona Hvalman with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.163 billion Wherveldens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Langurlund. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whervelden economy, worth 755 trillion Penningars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,414 Penningars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Theowherveld's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Greater Theowherveld is ranked 7,874^th in the world and 114^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13,603.92 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.