The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.772 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,936 trillion tinsoldiers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 266,464 tinsoldiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, the blind lead the blind in social welfare, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is well under control. Seantonia's national animal is the chillicrow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 1,907^th in the world and 47^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 28.2 bananas ingested per day.