Population | 8.354 billion |
Capital | Pizzaland |
Leader | Great Overlord Kat |
Faith | Katism |
Currency | Slash |
Animal | Porcupine |
The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Overlord Kat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.354 billion Katitanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaland. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Katitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion Slashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,924 Slashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', bungee jumpers frequently go splat, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katitania's national animal is the Porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Katism.
Katitania is ranked 15,320th in the world and 193rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.42 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Katitania, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Katitania endorsed The Community of Manneo Varo.
- : Katitania was endorsed by The Community of Manneo Varo.
- : Following new legislation in Katitania, bungee jumpers frequently go splat.
- : Katitania endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Oasaria.
- : Katitania endorsed The Democratic Republic of Guyana Francese.
- : Katitania endorsed The City-state of Aurum Port.
- : Katitania endorsed The Federal Republic of Clialaad.
- : Katitania endorsed The Free Union of Zeklandia.
- : Katitania was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Clialaad.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 82 » Wysrod, Evertopia, The Soylent Green Party, Dustwind, Anollasia, Namakan, Creeptopia, Old Atlantica, Republic of Libriano, St Lennys Island, Palman, Chip Skylark, Lower Phlebacite, Seranis, Gewisse, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Vill Send, The Unidet Of Life, Better Indonesia, Colonel Terrosit, Ilfarasia, Maalemzya, Blogotopia, DetroitSmash, Killettland, Grimmywelsh, Mastodonia, New Dracora, Free Land of Rebellium, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Faradova, Yakkandiania, Geolapo, Treeford, The Snake Brotherhood, Herfenzir, The African Emirates, Seantonia, Aquachromia, Macrasetia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Nolgonia, Zachais, Kaprein, Nami Bays, Medetas, Samonaemia, Jaegerpondonia, Alski, Strigberg, and 32 others.Puffandria, Second Peenadian, The Democratic State Of Josora, Wischland, Arr, Dreyas, Ear Exploder 9000, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Sillitopia, Greater Sus, Tausend Seen, Kyrizstanislav, Astrobolt, The Galactic American Imperium, Coreras, United States of Island land, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, Darpol, QuazaFire, Soviet Great Viet, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Hiybkk, Slaytania, Oasaria, Aurum Port, Guyana Francese, Zeklandia, Clialaad, and Manneo Varo.