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Most Influential: 370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,540th
The Carefully Watched Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
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Influence
Squire
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Katitania

Population8.354 billion

CapitalPizzaland
LeaderGreat Overlord Kat
FaithKatism

CurrencySlash
AnimalPorcupine

The Carefully Watched Republic of Katitania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Overlord Kat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.354 billion Katitanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzaland. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Katitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion Slashes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,924 Slashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job', bungee jumpers frequently go splat, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katitania's national animal is the Porcupine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Katism.

Katitania is ranked 15,320th in the world and 193rd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,540thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,849thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,093rdMost Devout: 3,706thLargest Black Market: 4,697thMost Primitive: 4,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,562ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,576thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,950thMost Patriotic: 10,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,978thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,092ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,188thLowest Crime Rates: 15,320thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,585thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,593rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,260thHighest Economic Output: 21,354thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,900thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,925thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,330thMost Stationary: 27,903rd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Primitive: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Patriotic: 55th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 68th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 74th in the region

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