Population | 5.663 billion |
Capital | Cacophonia |
Leader | Imperator Joe Average XVIII |
Faith | Joeism |
Currency | Decibel |
Animal | Joeaveragian Pike |
The Free Democratic Democracy of Ear Exploder 9000 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Joe Average XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.663 billion Earexplodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacophonia. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Earexplodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Decibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,720 Decibels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Earexplodians, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ear Exploder 9000's national animal is the Joeaveragian Pike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Joeism.
Ear Exploder 9000 is ranked 45,749th in the world and 204th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 954.7792847742 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 endorsed The City-state of Aurum Port.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The City-state of Aurum Port.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Food and Drug Standards"".
- : Following new legislation in Ear Exploder 9000, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
- : Following new legislation in Ear Exploder 9000, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Ear Exploder 9000, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Tropicana Republic.
- : Ear Exploder 9000 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 93 » Grimmywelsh, Alski, Free Land of Rebellium, Evertopia, Namakan, Wysrod, Killettland, The African Emirates, Macrasetia, Faradova, Cathamye, Kaprein, Ilfarasia, Pavaro, Kanycta, Puffandria, Jaegerpondonia, Dustwind, Better Indonesia, Seranis, Chip Skylark, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Medetas, Creeptopia, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Nami Bays, United federation of kurdistan, Samonaemia, Second Peenadian, Strigberg, Herfenzir, The Democratic State Of Josora, Wischland, Aquachromia, Arr, Dreyas, Milanisca, The Soylent Green Party, DetroitSmash, Mastodonia, Colonel Terrosit, Old Atlantica, The Unidet Of Life, Seantonia, Franconia and Bavaria, Raskana, The Snake Brotherhood, Republic of Libriano, Danyl, and 43 others.Vallis Poenina, Palman, Geolapo, Ishkabibber, Gewisse, Treeford, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Maalemzya, Sillitopia, Coreras, Taiqar, Greater Sus, Bear Nation, Tausend Seen, Greater Theowherveld, New Veemaa, New Dracora, Western Oceania, Astrobolt, Venvee Republic, Kyrizstanislav, Volsordia, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Republic of Ash-Land, Javaterra, Mesyeti, The Galactic American Imperium, Aeuternitas, United States of Island land, Goat Republic, Greater Granskiye, Reborn America, QuazaFire, Tawilasha, Runairan, Defendington, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Creberg, Zebastani, Guyana Francese, Aurum Port, and Zeklandia.