The State of Russian United Federation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Alexey Komolov with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.053 billion Russians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 388 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,321 Rubles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 929,016 per year while the poor average 22,082, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, Saint Petersburg has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian United Federation's national animal is the Siberian tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom of religion.

Russian United Federation is ranked 32,373^rd in the world and 11^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,456.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.