The Eternal Forest of Typica is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eucleides with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.463 billion Typicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecotopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Typican economy, worth a remarkable 4,752 trillion Standard Labors a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 328,606 Standard Labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown. Typica's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is transcendentalism.

Typica is ranked 43^rd in the world and 1^st in Refugia for Most Pacifist, with 429.23 cheeks turned per day.