The Majestic Forest of Typica is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eucleides with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.242 billion Typicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Typican economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion basic labors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,465 basic labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime is totally unknown. Typica's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is transcendentalism.

Typica is ranked 779^th in the world and 3^rd in Refugia for Most Developed, scoring 98.53 on the Human Development Index.