by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,742ndBest Weather: 2,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,930th
The Kingdom of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
King Jalen II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.958 billion

LeaderKing Jalen II

AnimalNotting Wolf

The Kingdom of Nottinghaven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Jalen II with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.958 billion Nottinghavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nottinghavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,295 trillion Nottings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,755 Nottings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Nottinghaven's hospitals, King Jalen II can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nottinghaven's national animal is the Notting Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nottinghaven is ranked 4,267th in the world and 8th in Refugia for Most Developed, scoring 94.8 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,742ndTop
Best Weather: 2,745thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,930thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,054thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,095thHealthiest Citizens: 3,096thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,636thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,692ndNicest Citizens: 3,749thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,803rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,926thMost Developed: 4,267thLargest Governments: 4,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,473rdMost Inclusive: 4,619thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,989thMost Efficient Economies: 5,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,381stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,500thLowest Crime Rates: 5,738thSafest: 5,868thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,956thMost Cultured: 6,280thSmartest Citizens: 6,303rdMost Influential: 9,212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,503rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,583rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,680thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,833rdTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,967thMost Pacifist: 15,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,434th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the region

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