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Nahelia

Population8.515 billion

CapitalRialio
LeaderPaimi Maokumi
FaithPalanotano

CurrencyPalti
AnimalLizard

The Hidden Wonderlands of Nahelia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Paimi Maokumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.515 billion Nahelis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rialio. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nahelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,571 trillion Paltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,980 Paltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahelia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Palanotano.

Nahelia is ranked 310,868th in the world and 223rd in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -36.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Pacifist: 122ndNicest Citizens: 131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 136thBest Weather: 138thMost Cheerful Citizens: 166thLargest Welfare Programs: 167thMost Accessible: 169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 178thHighest Food Quality: 196thMost Developed: 196thMost Inclusive: 210thLongest Average Lifespans: 210thMost Influential: 216thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 217thLeast Corrupt Governments: 219thHealthiest Citizens: 250thSafest: 253rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264thLowest Crime Rates: 280thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 318thMost Cultured: 334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 357thLargest Governments: 464thMost Advanced Public Education: 741stHighest Poor Incomes: 839thSmartest Citizens: 876thMost Efficient Economies: 944thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,134thMost Devout: 1,170thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,325thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,513thMost Income Equality: 2,987thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,116thMost Patriotic: 4,347thHighest Economic Output: 11,734thNudest: 14,258thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 27,490thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,638thMost Extreme: 29,069th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Accessible: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Nahelia was endorsed by The Most Earexplodian Realm of Ear Exploder 9000.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.

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