The Most Serene Republic of New Equanimia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by the leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.637 billion Equanimians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adequacy. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient New Equanimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,641 trillion New Equanimia sekrens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,351 New Equanimia sekrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Equanimia's national animal is the sparrow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Equanimia is ranked 128,399^th in the world and 52^nd in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,288.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.