The Most Serene United Kingdom of Vikoland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Viktor II with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.762 billion Vikolanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rundhavn. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vikolandic economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,149 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, the best defense is a good fence, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vikoland's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vikoland is ranked 330,967^th in the world and 223^rd in Refugia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -27.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.