The Lucky Golden Zombie of Liphia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 706 million Liphians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liphia City. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Liphian economy, worth 61.0 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,389 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Liphian grocery store. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liphia's national animal is the Zombie Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liphia is ranked 203,819^th in the world and 147^th in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -116.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.