The Dangerous Daxodil of Lethodus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dax Skollvaldr with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.762 billion Daxolotls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stupidville. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Daxtastic economy, worth 62.8 trillion Cilantros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,649 Cilantros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free, Baby Albino Ligers are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', and the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Baby Albino Liger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lethodus's national animal is the Baby Albino Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cilantroism.

Lethodus is ranked 99,052^nd in the world and 4,907^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 75.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.