The 100 persent sobr nashun of Silliy is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by teh erenal orer ov cloon tree with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.208 billion Silly Billies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Defense, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 2frot. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Silly economy, worth 144 trillion inptas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,251 inptas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", all you have to do is pray to get into Silliy, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Silliy's national animal is the fmboey slik mth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is clon tee.

Silliy is ranked 17,744^th in the world and 165^th in Refugia for Nicest Citizens, with 24.05 average smiles per day.