The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Xavier Archila with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.391 billion Evertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,686 trillion woolongs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 235,879 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, Evertopians believe manners maketh the leader, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown. Evertopia's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Evertopia is ranked 1,158^th in the world and 31^st in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.89 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.