The Unified Republican States of Yakkandiania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.735 billion Yakkandianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sezitiroirp. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakkandianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,003 trillion Yekkaniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 258,982 Yekkaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, edutainment video games are taking Yakkandiania's students to the next level, and the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award. Crime is totally unknown. Yakkandiania's national animal is the Sinarians, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Yakkandiania is ranked 60,096^th in the world and 337^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,869.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.