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Most Influential: 478thMost Devout: 550thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,207th
The Islamic Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
Peace and prosperity be upon the people
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population11.11 billion

LeaderPrince Ray I

AnimalWhite Tiger

The Islamic Kingdom of Maalemzya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Ray I with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.11 billion Maalemzyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranakary. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maalemzyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,841 trillion Rayurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 255,786 Rayurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Maalemzya's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Maalemzya is ranked 3,950th in the world and 66th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,438.44 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 478thMost Devout: 550thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,207thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,976thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,232ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,639thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,718thHighest Average Incomes: 3,742ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,950thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,017thMost Developed: 5,757thSmartest Citizens: 6,099thHighest Economic Output: 6,285thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,283rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,387thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,427thLargest Governments: 7,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,056thLargest Black Market: 8,555thRudest Citizens: 10,437thLowest Crime Rates: 11,175thMost Stationary: 11,232ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,217thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,688thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,248thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,817thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,012thHighest Food Quality: 15,902ndMost Cultured: 20,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,223rdMost Inclusive: 21,155thHealthiest Citizens: 22,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,103rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,634th
Most Devout: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Stationary: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the region

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