The Islamic Kingdom of Maalemzya is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Ray I with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.11 billion Maalemzyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ranakary. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maalemzyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,841 trillion Rayurs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 255,786 Rayurs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Maalemzya's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Maalemzya is ranked 3,950^th in the world and 66^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 20,438.44 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.