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The African Emirates

Population10.652 billion


AnimalEmiratian Elephant

The Trans-Universal Empire of The African Emirates is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ernest with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.652 billion Emiratians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emiratia-3. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Emiratian economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Qis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 279,006 Qis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The African Emirates's national animal is the Emiratian Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The African Emirates is ranked 265,734th in the world and 1,277th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -22.86 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 289thLargest Information Technology Sector: 330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 691stMost Inclusive: 710thMost Influential: 770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 776thLargest Governments: 778thMost Efficient Economies: 781stSmartest Citizens: 918thMost Developed: 944thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 944thSafest: 960thMost Beautiful Environments: 961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 994thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,027thLowest Crime Rates: 1,037thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,076thHighest Food Quality: 1,201stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,205thNicest Citizens: 1,233rdBest Weather: 1,327thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,429thMost Pacifist: 1,583rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,615thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,867thHighest Average Incomes: 2,909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,155thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,164thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,658thMost Cultured: 4,426thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,547thHighest Economic Output: 5,898thRudest Citizens: 6,121stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,871stMost Rebellious Youth: 11,347thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,337thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,995thMost Income Equality: 20,846thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,437thMost Patriotic: 21,473rdMost Stationary: 24,837th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 78th in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 95th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 115th in the regionRudest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Income Equality: 121st in the region

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