The United Socialist States of Dootinbow is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Martha Anderson with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 13.483 billion Dootinbowers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopiaburg. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dootinbowian economy, worth a remarkable 2,989 trillion Dootin Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,700 Dootin Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mechanics are often exhausted by their work, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, and keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Dootinbowers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dootinbow's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dootinbow is ranked 57,711^th in the world and 101^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,156.11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.