by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 457thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,828thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,151st
The Angry Blue Warcow of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Any jackass can destroy a thing. Be a creator instead!
Bull Bovinisto
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population23.026 billion

CapitalWoon Cow City
LeaderBull Bovinisto

CurrencyCow Flop
AnimalWar Cow

The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.026 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 4,004 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,904 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied War Cow, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the War Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 238,921st in the world and 155th in Philippines for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 27.19 Whatever.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 457thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,828thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,376thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,026thBest Weather: 3,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,226thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,199thLargest Populations: 5,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,579thSmartest Citizens: 5,916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,121stSafest: 6,615thLargest Retail Industry: 7,237thMost Developed: 7,454thLargest Black Market: 8,080thNudest: 8,475thHighest Average Incomes: 9,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,745thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,034thLowest Crime Rates: 11,466thMost Efficient Economies: 12,094thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,828thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,825thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,730thMost Secular: 21,538thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,856thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,306th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the region

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