The United Commonwealth of Solleana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robins-Brown with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.603 billion Solleananens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solleanan economy, worth a remarkable 4,053 trillion Commonwealth Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,864 Commonwealth Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Solleanan politicians, Solleana isn't what it used to be, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is totally unknown. Solleana's national animal is the Solleananen Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Solleana is ranked 3,967^th in the world and 73^rd in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 223.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.