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Highest Disposable Incomes: 202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 214thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 327th
The Grand Corporation of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Agressive expansion is the only way
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Iron Crown Order

Population14.707 billion

CapitalCharon Hive
Leaderthe CEO
FaithMilitant Atheism

CurrencyMark of Credit
AnimalMythical Eagle

The Grand Corporation of The Iron Crown Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the CEO with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.707 billion Corporation Employes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charon Hive. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Iron Crown Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 6,355 trillion Marks of Credit a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 432,169 Marks of Credit, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Iron Crown Order's national animal is the Mythical Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Militant Atheism.

The Iron Crown Order is ranked 1,560th in the world and 32nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 31,506.45 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 214thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 327thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 332ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 443rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 466thMost Avoided: 496thMost Corrupt Governments: 589thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 607thLargest Mining Sector: 631stHighest Average Incomes: 707thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 743rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 789thHighest Poor Incomes: 835thLargest Gambling Industry: 844thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 864thFattest Citizens: 901stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,011thMost Patriotic: 1,070thMost Efficient Economies: 1,074thMost Armed: 1,322ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndHighest Economic Output: 1,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,764thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,083rdMost Influential: 2,087thMost Secular: 2,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,659thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,269thLargest Governments: 4,550thLargest Black Market: 4,938thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,362ndRudest Citizens: 5,487thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,905thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,976thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,548thLowest Crime Rates: 6,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,556thSmartest Citizens: 9,723rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,165thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,869th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 112th in the regionMost Conservative: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 124th in the region

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