The Constitutional monarchy of Island of catland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by emperor stallion with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 2.044 billion catlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of catland city. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient catlandian economy, worth 293 trillion denarii a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,457 denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, Emperor stallion's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Island of catland's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Island of catland is ranked 298,989^th in the world and 210^th in Covenant Shores for Most Secular, with 6.17 Atheism Rate.