The Seven Golden United States of Zukchiva is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zoyral Seveni with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.968 billion Zukchivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seveni. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth 374 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,119 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zukchiva is ranked 9,396^th in the world and 288^th in The East Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 180.05 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.