The Back with no Cards of Troc is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.32 billion Trocs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth 368 trillion Troccoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,832 Troccoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Troc is ranked 30,872^nd in the world and 677^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.27 law-abiding acts per hour.