The Democratic Republic of Troc is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.603 billion Trocs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,833 trillion Troccoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 504,266 Troccoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Trocian mussels the biggest in The East Pacific, scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Viljami Laaksonen's most personal functions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Troc is ranked 904^th in the world and 26^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,242.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.