The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vûlakìs Avēlôs Pârkōv with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.345 billion Pakotskì love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Võlatsk. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth a remarkable 6,279 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,620 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 1,037^th in the world and 12^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 272,042.29 Standard Monetary Units.