by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 461st Most Compassionate Citizens: 486th Nicest Citizens: 608th
The Welfarist Wardenate of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Angel of Death
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.484 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.484 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 282 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 113,791 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, emojis are the soul of wit, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 16,040th in the world and 603rd in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 114.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 486thNicest Citizens: 608thBest Weather: 622ndMost Pacifist: 768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 924thMost Inclusive: 1,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,061stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,381stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,131stHealthiest Citizens: 2,593rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,798thMost Developed: 3,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,179thLargest Governments: 4,726thMost Influential: 4,922ndMost Secular: 6,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,595thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,163rdTop
Most Cultured: 8,994thSmartest Citizens: 9,075thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,500thHighest Drug Use: 15,651stSafest: 16,040th
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 227th in the regionMost Secular: 232nd in the regionMost Cultured: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 423rd in the regionMost Influential: 433rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 446th in the regionMost Stationary: 519th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 567th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 599th in the regionSafest: 603rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 662nd in the regionLargest Populations: 681st in the region

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