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Most Compassionate Citizens: 364th Largest Welfare Programs: 387th Best Weather: 402nd
The Hail TEP of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Marsupial Murderer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.262 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Hail TEP of Pakitsk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.262 billion Pakotský love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pakatska economy, worth 426 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 130,869 danirtsks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, Bambi has been banned, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 719th in the world and 24th in The East Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 399.44 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 364thLargest Welfare Programs: 387thBest Weather: 402ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 425thNicest Citizens: 472ndMost Pacifist: 510thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 676thMost Inclusive: 719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 810thLongest Average Lifespans: 892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 930thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,480thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,586thHealthiest Citizens: 1,712thTop
Safest: 2,190thMost Influential: 2,201stLowest Crime Rates: 2,528thMost Developed: 2,592ndLargest Governments: 2,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,296thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,439thMost Secular: 4,564thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,486thSmartest Citizens: 5,833rdMost Cultured: 7,713thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,047thHighest Drug Use: 8,369thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,746thMost Efficient Economies: 15,130th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 138th in the regionMost Influential: 142nd in the regionMost Secular: 144th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 163rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 376th in the regionMost Stationary: 388th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 436th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 459th in the regionNudest: 507th in the regionLargest Populations: 528th in the region

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