by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 432nd Largest Welfare Programs: 462nd Nicest Citizens: 543rd
The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Ec§ltsk ont Fr˘totsk
Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv
Widow Maker
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.879 billion

LeaderVűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv


The Anti-Marsupial Wardenate of Pakitsk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vűlakýs Avēl˘s PÔrkōv with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.879 billion Pakotský are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of V§latsk. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Pakatska economy, worth 342 trillion danirtsks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 119,132 danirtsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakitsk's national animal is the marmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Welfarism.

Pakitsk is ranked 171,013th in the world and 7,482nd in The East Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 33.19 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 432ndLargest Welfare Programs: 462ndNicest Citizens: 543rdBest Weather: 548thMost Pacifist: 658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 740thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 832ndMost Inclusive: 877thMost Beautiful Environments: 979thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,139thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,261stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,974thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,414thMost Influential: 3,036thLowest Crime Rates: 3,530thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,033rdLargest Governments: 4,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,317thMost Secular: 6,464thMost Developed: 7,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,485thSmartest Citizens: 7,605thMost Cultured: 7,902ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,104thSafest: 9,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,377th
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 84th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 135th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 204th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Secular: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionSafest: 303rd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 441st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 473rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 487th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 508th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 582nd in the regionLargest Populations: 592nd in the regionNudest: 640th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 673rd in the region

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