The Grand Emyreanity of Solinarien is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Grand Sovereign Solflaren with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.516 billion Empyreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium of Artorian. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Empyrean economy, worth 555 trillion Φοίνικας Ρούνοιs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,980 Φοίνικας Ρούνοιs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, they who do not work shall not eat, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solinarien's national animal is the Golden Dragon of Vermax, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Ten Commandments of Arcaete.

Solinarien is ranked 328,435^th in the world and 4,160^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.