The Federal Republic of Propwash is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.217 billion Propwashians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corraine. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Propwashian economy, worth a remarkable 2,978 trillion Coles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,095 Coles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, entomologists flock to Corraine for its remarkable gadfly population, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Propwash's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Propwash is ranked 294,288^th in the world and 3,768^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.