The Never Locked In of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.481 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,271 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 259,151 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Witches' brews set off Geiger counters, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter BearStackian pirates, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', and dining out often involves BearStacks on the plate no matter what you order. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 25,039^th in the world and 356^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 16.5 billion capita.