The Allied States of Blobbo is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Joe Mama with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.768 billion Blobboans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinleaf. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobboan economy, worth a remarkable 3,843 trillion Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,729 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, speeches have been enlivened since Joe Mama started spitting bars, and it's a jungle out there. Crime is totally unknown. Blobbo's national animal is the Creature, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobbo is ranked 2,211^th in the world and 63^rd in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 68.33 average smiles per day.