The Allied States of Jankono is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.562 billion OOFS are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Totally Normal City. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OOF economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,384 robucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown. Jankono's national animal is the noob, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OF THEM.

Jankono is ranked 826^th in the world and 26^th in The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 147.58 on the Kitten Softness Rating.