by Max Barry

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Most Developed: 11thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th
The Unified Tracts of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population29.983 billion

LeaderMark Costello
FaithIndustrial music


The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.983 billion Elejamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 14,870 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 495,967 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 24th in the world and 3rd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 1,104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Developed: 11thLongest Average Lifespans: 14thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15thHealthiest Citizens: 15thHighest Food Quality: 19thMost Cultured: 24thNicest Citizens: 26thMost Compassionate Citizens: 29thMost Cheerful Citizens: 31stBest Weather: 34thMost Pacifist: 34thMost Beautiful Environments: 51stSafest: 52ndMost Inclusive: 53rdSmartest Citizens: 59thLeast Corrupt Governments: 64thLargest Publishing Industry: 77thLargest Governments: 93rdMost Rebellious Youth: 101stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118thHighest Poor Incomes: 131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rdLowest Crime Rates: 167thLargest Welfare Programs: 182ndHighest Economic Output: 266thMost Efficient Economies: 279thMost Advanced Public Education: 285thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 310thMost Advanced Public Transport: 409thHighest Average Incomes: 418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 442ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 472ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 900thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,172ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,442ndMost Influential: 2,048thTop
Largest Populations: 3,466thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,845thMost Stationary: 3,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,139thMost Secular: 9,770thNudest: 15,175thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,509thMost Income Equality: 28,617th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionMost Stationary: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 92nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 123rd in the regionNudest: 264th in the regionMost Secular: 300th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 375th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, rumor has it that Mark Costello has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Elejamie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, the Elejamie Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Elejamie, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 151 » Mundiferrum, Lyontisia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kriov, Goodnamesarerare, Kaigi, Brotherland, Kangarawa, New Leganes, The Empire of Rijelv, Propwash, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Davinhia, Asendavia, Cacocu, Amjedia, Bullpups, Axdel, VW53Aland, Headpat Central, Hizuru, United China Nation, Kelssek, Kucia, Enlil, BearStackof2015, Talitoa, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, Plazland, New Bradenia Ghost, Dragons Blood, Federated States of Zootron, Grossvietnam, Barfleur, Cymru Broadcasters, The Death Syndicate, Ridann, Volkarai, East Malaysia, Ripsylvania, Fellon, Enou, Freedomindia, Lingu, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Pekweng, Stellar Colonies, and 101 others.Samaltak True, Euricanis, Kublam, Oofery, Coruh, United Order Republic, Modra, From New World, Debluu, ArenaC, Cacnesia, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, ReReReRepublic, Under Upper Antartica, Eastern Alksearia, Empire of Dabiristan, Spiruvania, Sandboxford, Adolanta, Aquyia, Aivintis, Ravaria, Canadian Technocrats, Sansangra, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Thurland, Xorvo, Isahaak, Chalan, The united republican democratic states, Maredita, Grand Exultia, Caro1inia, Agave, Mardom, Blobon, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Kingdom of Hapsteld, Awestre Gorend, BadRNG, Money for ever, Tea Jol, Tassirion, Nature and Industry, Verconia, The Marlands, Merlovich, Valencia islands, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, Soups, Federation Of The Artics, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, The Soviet Texas Union, Trivega, Estande, Fenosia, New Sandsnionion, Coule Presko, Rokaku, Triumphiam, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, NewImperia, Wes Ser, Kavanos, The Holy Rat, Wakeopolis, Romanoddle Republic, Mandatory Herding, Turkey Creek, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, United Ryan, American-Cascadia, Dyposia, Marrabuk, Karcovshkie, Wiranath, Inner Bailun, New Gehenna, Greater Rostoria, Bobadyk, Neratica, Distro-Spartica, Alarastra, Vaskeden, West Nagato, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Valdomero, Lunma Un, Mabornia, S0meb0dy, Anzerstadium-Stadwelfheim, Jankono, Akimera, Murshan, and Jestalia.