The Allied States of Angle Land is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sir N S Blackledge with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.374 billion Anglians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinius Londaria. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglian economy, worth 622 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,386 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, hell is not always other people, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Londinius Londaria" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Angle Land's national animal is the Ying Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angle-Atheism.

Angle Land is ranked 126,085^th in the world and 1,664^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 977.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.