The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.115 billion Berzerkistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,439 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 607,704 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, and one can walk from one side of Gotham to the other without setting foot on Berzerkistanian soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 308,183^rd in the world and 4,129^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.82 Obesity Rate.