by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Influential: 748thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,659th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Santa Dystopia

Population2.219 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.219 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 486 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,356 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines usually include p-values, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 148,533rd in the world and 5,057th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.64 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 482ndMost Influential: 748thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,659thLargest Retail Industry: 1,711thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,408thMost Avoided: 2,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,241stRudest Citizens: 3,532ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,557thMost Efficient Economies: 4,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,058thHighest Average Incomes: 5,141stLargest Mining Sector: 5,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,499thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,304thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,437thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,053rdMost Secular: 9,397thLargest Black Market: 9,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,100thTop
Most Developed: 12,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,186thLargest Governments: 13,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,173rdSmartest Citizens: 17,338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,695th
Most Influential: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 167th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 242nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 283rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 299th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionMost Secular: 331st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 346th in the regionMost Developed: 361st in the regionLargest Governments: 368th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 382nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 581st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 611th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 645th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 811th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, news headlines usually include p-values.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 274 » VW53Aland, H-Zhena, Lingu, Zukchiva, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Tretrid, Rainbow Vests, BuciLand, A mean old man, Bai Lung, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, Hexyia, Aeljae, Chria Deau, Lanagon, ReeK, Freedomindia, The Almighty Country, Dragonia, Centrical Union, Merlovich, Unger under over, Roliganistan, La xinga, Pakitsk, Lyontisia, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, North Insomnia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Moewland, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Firenation91, New Bradenia Ghost, Kagorg Bra Corna, Ripsylvania, Kelsyth, The island of Kiria, Biggstonia, Kaigi, Rokaku, Imperial Akatsuki, Euricanis, Seri Tai Republic, Kianhua, and 224 others.New Amerindia, BearStackof2015, HinduRashtr, Harro Waarudho, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Axdel, Monteconstance, A Slanted Black Stripe, Greater New Cassandra, 3 14159265358979323846264, Tassirion, Enlil, Servants of Gizmo, Federated States of Zootron, Adioration, Ribanzi, Adavan, The solar ottomans, Slonful, ReReReRepublic, Khadah, Barfleur, Lurolona, Davinhia, Fellon, Trulu, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Monezambique, United China Nation, Yuritoria, Interdimensional Waifus, Taurora, Impia Aghte, Narinoland, Komiker Mawrysharken, CopyCato, Noreds Thereneuthene, Headpat Central, The Militarius Imperium, Jamitri, Soirwren, Goodnamesarerare, Sen Jast, Meagharia, Trimmania, CANZUK 1, Werglum, Kublam, Freedom Fascists, Arouran, Kucia, Airrajul, Arkalarius, Abtracnt, Distro-Spartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Technocraticofgivus, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Survivoristan, Cameronia Excellentia, Janoobi Jazair, Dreamersistan, Iodinia, Kristanya, New Liberitad, Kangarawa, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Joundia, New Leganes, Lantros, Zang0, Merkez, Roissyland, Bullpups, Holy Alasia Orozen, Wanabe, Rhealaliit, FreedomIand, German South-East Africa, Am Echad, East Malaysia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Ridann, Dannemarie, Turbo Bolt, Slongs, The United Asian Republics, Upper Ellisse, Propwash, The Holy Utopian Republic, Amjedia, Khvetsch, Sunsistan, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Dragons Blood, Bharatewa, ArenaC, Republic of New India, The New Tace, Kyrtizhan, Gunov, Coruh, Oofery, Washingtonian Order, Acronis, Nevertopia, Wallenburg, Debluu, From New World, Zeiberland, Sheelberite, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, Modra, Dravida India, Empire of Dabiristan, Sudarshan, Granskau, Karatol-Advenra, Plaines, Middle Pitburn, Cyrillic Peoples, Taapi, Samaltak True, Order of the saint Dumas, Hitaria, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Arunika, Impaxia, ParaSymmetry, Schelemeketew, Danelaw Scandinavia, Neeyal, Alttaea, Anarchica landia, Albrook, Tennabroch, Fontesia, West Swedania, Norna Chitya, The Great Andes, Clarence-Voslage, Beausylvana, Rhothstan, Neptunian Military Administration, The Armed Savages, Ulvesogullr, United States of Masbate, Concentus, Republoslavia, Chols Worithopia, Juliania Secundus, Constervatania, Dahom, Kunstistan, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Wakeopolis, Crucifer, Monix, Isahaak, Cisdaniria, Great Algerstonia, Jove Mahmo, Brova, Zidium, Sapre, The Great Tea Empire, Firlands, Arasakami, Endertopias, LibRight Libertarianism, Ultravisionary Soviets, Pledonia, Shavara, Capitalist Golborne, Arcarum, Eastern Alksearia, Hel Rock, Cryria, Argentianworkslasia, Adolanta, Lorrana, Kasai del Sur, Developing World, North Bernia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Akorial, Cafe Hell, Vizh, Johor DT, Cellar Doors, The Kulaata Islands, New Magadha, Blobon, Heatherspike, Obridles, Zwen, Marimazima, Zudong, Catlovenia, Solek, Vessarlian, Eagas, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Pirnovo, Picklonia, Personus, Saint Richelieu, Molaro, Eagle Crest, Nythi, Devlon, Urandua, Tierra Fuego, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Aquyia, and New Era states.

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