The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.219 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 486 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,356 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
News headlines usually include p-values, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, news headlines usually include p-values.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Santa Dystopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
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