The Evil Eastern Spinifex Pigeon of Amjedia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Jameel Nasheed with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20.146 billion Amjedians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Manara. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amjedian economy, worth a remarkable 2,732 trillion Dinars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,656 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, the word "alcohol" is a trauma trigger for children as young as five, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, and the Al Manara State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amjedia's national animal is the Eastern Spinifex Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Amjedia is ranked 4,577^th in the world and 128^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 48.27 average smiles per day.