The Democratic Republic of Cameronia Excellentia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cameron James with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.992 billion Cameronia Excellentians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cameronia Excellentia City. The average income tax rate is 29.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cameronia Excellentian economy, worth a remarkable 6,384 trillion Camerons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 375,715 Camerons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. Cameronia Excellentia's national animal is the Wonder Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Way.

Cameronia Excellentia is ranked 17,770^th in the world and 406^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.59 law-abiding acts per hour.