The Eutopia of Evrigenis is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Gina Dikaisou with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.834 billion Evrigenese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallipolis. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Evrigenese economy, worth a remarkable 2,511 trillion dialecticoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,546 dialecticoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kallipolis's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Evrigenis's national animal is the knot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knowledge.

Evrigenis is ranked 3,725^th in the world and 84^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 187 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.