Population | 43.843 billion |
Capital | Neorvins |
Leader | the Prime Minister |
Currency | thaler |
Animal | polar bear |
The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.843 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The all-consuming Kelssek economy, worth a remarkable 5,696 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,920 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kelssek is ranked 3,024th in the world and 63rd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,789.66424128 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The People's Republic of Grimmerdhore.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Kingdom of Vussul.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Langburn.
- : Kelssek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : Kelssek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Kelssek was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Kelssek was endorsed by The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies.
- : Kelssek was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
World Assembly
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