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Kelssek was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 351
Largest Populations: 521stLargest Welfare Programs: 816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,138th
The Socialist Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Unum cum virtute multorum
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kelssek

Population43.843 billion

CapitalNeorvins
Leaderthe Prime Minister

Currencythaler
Animalpolar bear

The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Prime Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.843 billion Kelssekians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neorvins. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The all-consuming Kelssek economy, worth a remarkable 5,696 trillion thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,920 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelssek's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kelssek is ranked 3,024th in the world and 63rd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 3,789.66424128 days.

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Largest Populations: 521stLargest Welfare Programs: 816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,138thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,386thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,405thBest Weather: 1,549thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,745thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,196thHighest Economic Output: 2,622ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,926thMost Influential: 2,954thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,004thMost Stationary: 3,024thMost Cultured: 3,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,616thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,919thSmartest Citizens: 4,344thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,762ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,002ndHighest Food Quality: 5,435thMost Pacifist: 5,447thSafest: 5,974thLargest Governments: 6,004thNicest Citizens: 6,969thHealthiest Citizens: 7,735thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,773rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,658thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,345thMost Developed: 11,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,322ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,181stMost Inclusive: 18,693rdNudest: 18,775thMost Secular: 20,382nd
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Stationary: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 142nd in the regionLargest Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Influential: 147th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 147th in the regionMost Pacifist: 158th in the regionSafest: 179th in the regionNicest Citizens: 185th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 214th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 240th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 296th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 302nd in the regionMost Developed: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 353rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 354th in the regionMost Secular: 438th in the regionMost Inclusive: 482nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 538th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 577th in the region

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