by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 606th Most Influential: 1,863rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,653rd
The Oriental Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
HuŠngdž wŗnsuž!
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population753 million


CurrencyTousunai Dollar
AnimalRed Panda

The Oriental Empire of Merlovich is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 753 million Merlovichans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tousunai. The average income tax rate is 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Merlovichian economy, worth 95.5 trillion Tousunai Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 126,845 Tousunai Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Merlovichian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, and professional athletes can't see balls amid the deluge of advertisements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merlovich's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Merlovich is ranked 122,926th in the world and 5,489th in The East Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 65.84 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 606thTop
Most Influential: 1,863rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,653rdRudest Citizens: 5,401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,499thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,355thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,601stMost Developed: 15,757thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,776thMost Efficient Economies: 16,177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,458thMost Average: 17,143rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 122nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 278th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 292nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 410th in the regionMost Average: 421st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 425th in the regionMost Developed: 486th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionMost Armed: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 579th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 589th in the regionLargest Governments: 590th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 594th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 682nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 187 » The Sacred Whale, Wiranath, Dreamersistan, The Almighty Country, Fedele, Squid Ruinosa, VoyKovie, Socialist Holy American Empire, A Slanted Black Stripe, Drunken Seal Islands, Boal Pey Sovelogland, Areast, Unger under over, Illen Falis, H-Zhena, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Kampf Empire, New Arion Pean, Bacon Land, Brotherland, Servants of Gizmo, Aeneas Prime, Goodnamesarerare, Southern Yugoslavia, Rhealaliit, Elejamie, Bai Lung, Biggstonia, Ribanzi, Ver Norge, Kaigi, Ye Olde Country of Yore, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Am Echad, Lanagon, Kagorg Bra Corna, ReeK, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Thyaclinia, Akorial, Harapan, Headpat Central, Greater New Islew, Birdbow, Axdel, Aelitia, Harro Waarudho, Hizuru, Roissyland, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, and 137 others.Reformed Mankind Institutes, Jimboland, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Skandinavistan, Mundiferrum, British Calradia, Danesopia, Blazing Samaritan, Kervewth, Bons Boofer, Aristortia, United China Nation, Danelaw Scandinavia, Shinnokawa, Ciggie Smallistan, The Happian Union, Marrico, Endertopias, Cantonese Union, Midwestern States of USA, Marcoz0, Mogambotopia, Republic of Berzerkistan, Someseni, The Romanum Legio, Norjis, Kucia, Fraxhemark, Fanderia, The Empire of Rijelv, Federated States of Zootron, Tim Stark, Aden Dimities, Wizardonia, Actoperma, Bytes, Elsweyr Land, Peatiktist, Furnifold, Solestia, Peoples United Republic of Exumis, Arkantis, FreedomDive, Bullpups, Wendelandia, Survivoristan, Redfoos Irrelevancy, The New Wisconsin Empire, Pakitsk, Adavan, Dragonia, Elkenian, Nysa Arcadia, New Taranaki, Slys Paws, CopyCato, VW53Aland, Sansangra, Chols Worithopia, Asendavia, Davelands, Gorbastan, Enlil, Davinhia, Osterreich und Ungarn, New Leganes, Bortalandet, Kriov, Yumaka, Not Sealand, Lejon Stad, Imperial Akatsuki, The All Male Hot Tub, Sericena, TURKEYISM, Froplondia, Calcestruzzo, Choushuu, Federal Unity, Roliganistan, NORVORNIA, Yutogolan, Mer Dieu, Sadinata, Janoobi Jazair, Neruch, Splena, Khurn Empire, Allanzo, The Solar Ottomans, Shantan, The Earth Systems Alliance, La Isla Nueva, Ostronesia, Impia Aghte, Ming-Qing, Layngderfleethe, Mobumasu, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, Arkhadimia, Pightinbotanoffen, Betremia, Oskoldia, Our Gods, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Kublam, Ravendi, Just Vale 2, Urimel, Pixeltopia, East Malaysia, Ellsonian Dominion, Gemookul, Solarfall, Fernaldepah, Bachtendekuppen, Sonictopia, Riveraland, Nhiteria, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Adolanta, Xobalon, Amjedia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Veron, New Haverland, Bilanda, The Angel of Charity, Slui, Indymerica, Germansberg, Catiania, Sterianiha, Yaguo, The Holy Utopian Republic, Babcocia, and Talitoa.

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