by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 769th Most Influential: 1,192nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,096th
The Oriental Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People
HuŠngdž wŗnsuž!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.132 billion

LeaderEmpress Zetian

CurrencyTousunai Dollar
AnimalRed Panda

The Oriental Empire of Merlovich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Zetian with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.132 billion Merlovichans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tousunai. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Merlovichian economy, worth 162 trillion Tousunai Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,715 Tousunai Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, and the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merlovich's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Chi-Mun.

Merlovich is ranked 166,187th in the world and 6,573rd in The East Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 14.12 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 769thMost Influential: 1,192ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,303rdRudest Citizens: 6,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,642ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,053rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,161stMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,420thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,488thMost Efficient Economies: 11,268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,045thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,282ndLargest Governments: 14,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 15,168thMost Developed: 16,394th
Most Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionRudest Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Black Market: 261st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 267th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 279th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 295th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionLargest Governments: 379th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 401st in the regionMost Developed: 485th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 494th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 497th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 514th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 523rd in the regionMost Armed: 575th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 577th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 618th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 654th in the regionMost Cultured: 665th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 666th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 184 » The Sacred Whale, Wiranath, Dreamersistan, The Almighty Country, Fedele, Squid Ruinosa, Socialist Holy American Empire, A Slanted Black Stripe, Drunken Seal Islands, Areast, Unger under over, Illen Falis, H-Zhena, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Kampf Empire, New Arion Pean, Bacon Land, Brotherland, Servants of Gizmo, Aeneas Prime, Goodnamesarerare, Southern Yugoslavia, Rhealaliit, Elejamie, Bai Lung, Biggstonia, Ribanzi, Ver Norge, Kaigi, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Am Echad, Lanagon, Kagorg Bra Corna, ReeK, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Thyaclinia, Akorial, Harapan, Headpat Central, Greater New Islew, Birdbow, Axdel, Aelitia, Harro Waarudho, Hizuru, Roissyland, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Reformed Mankind Institutes, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Skandinavistan, and 134 others.Mundiferrum, British Calradia, Danesopia, Blazing Samaritan, Bons Boofer, Aristortia, United China Nation, Danelaw Scandinavia, Shinnokawa, Ciggie Smallistan, The Happian Union, Marrico, Endertopias, Cantonese Union, Midwestern States of USA, Republic of Berzerkistan, Someseni, The Romanum Legio, Norjis, Kucia, Fraxhemark, Fanderia, The Empire of Rijelv, Federated States of Zootron, Tim Stark, Wizardonia, Bytes, Elsweyr Land, Peatiktist, Furnifold, Solestia, Arkantis, Bullpups, Wendelandia, Survivoristan, Redfoos Irrelevancy, The New Wisconsin Empire, Pakitsk, Adavan, Dragonia, Elkenian, Nysa Arcadia, New Taranaki, Slys Paws, CopyCato, VW53Aland, Sansangra, Chols Worithopia, Asendavia, Davelands, Gorbastan, Enlil, Davinhia, Osterreich und Ungarn, New Leganes, Bortalandet, Kriov, Yumaka, Lejon Stad, Imperial Akatsuki, Sericena, TURKEYISM, Froplondia, Calcestruzzo, Choushuu, Federal Unity, Roliganistan, Yutogolan, Mer Dieu, Sadinata, Janoobi Jazair, Neruch, Splena, Khurn Empire, The Solar Ottomans, Shantan, The Earth Systems Alliance, La Isla Nueva, Ostronesia, Impia Aghte, Layngderfleethe, Mobumasu, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, Pightinbotanoffen, Betremia, Oskoldia, Our Gods, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Kublam, Ravendi, Just Vale 2, Urimel, East Malaysia, Ellsonian Dominion, Gemookul, Solarfall, Bachtendekuppen, Sonictopia, Riveraland, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Adolanta, Xobalon, Amjedia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The Angel of Charity, Slui, Sterianiha, The Holy Utopian Republic, Babcocia, Talitoa, Cretalia, Norgsveldet, Ruso-Germania, Kilkire, BearStackof2015, The Arthirian Republic, Devlon, TheRuthenians, Ska Hydorordia, Shavara, Broengtopia, The United Asian Republics, Nova-Columbia, Mystic Forest, Astroa, Liberal Hungary, Thompstein, United Earth Republic, Union of Technocratic Republic, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Atlia Sonis, Walkerfort, Sen Jast, and Justice-Becoming.

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