The Kingdom of The Arvanites of Epirus is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 320 million Arvanites of Epirus are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dervitsani. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The all-consuming Arvanite of Epirus economy, worth 32.9 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,909 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in The Arvanites of Epirus, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, half of Arvanite of Epirus history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks, and the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Arvanites of Epirus's national animal is the Double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Arvanites of Epirus is ranked 215,954^th in the world and 3,109^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.93 Obesity Rate.