The United Rickrolling States of Kluchassia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Amogus the Mogus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.161 billion Kluchassians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Warcity. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kluchassian economy, worth 875 trillion Yupials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,414 Yupials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sick Kluchassians are hair today and gone tomorrow, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kluchassia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kluchassia is ranked 7,429^th in the world and 175^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.41 on the Human Development Index.