The Kyrasi Commonwealth of Qpebanda is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Oealleti Wuzmun with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.419 billion Kyrasis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evruswomm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse Kyrasi economy, worth 466 trillion sikls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 105,540 sikls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,249 per year while the poor average 10,081, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

A shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, billions of sikls are being blown on orbital weapons development, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qpebanda's national animal is the sertwor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eallonism.

Qpebanda is ranked 15,578^th in the world and 180^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,612.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.