The Federal Republic of Lazalia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cassian Falcarin with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.969 billion Lazalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Falcaris. The average income tax rate is 28.6%.

The powerhouse Lazalian economy, worth 153 trillion Lazalian Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 77,946 Lazalian Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and almost all products in Lazalia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime is totally unknown. Lazalia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lazalia is ranked 90,020^th in the world and 999^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,946.82 Standard Monetary Units.