The Host Club of FreedomIand is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ruch with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 18.266 billion Freedomlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pleasantville. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient FreedomIandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,459 trillion cakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,639 cakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

42 is the answer to life the universe and the new bus route into Pleasantville, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, parents who try to organize playdates for their kids have police drop through their ceilings, and mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Ruch's political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreedomIand's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

FreedomIand is ranked 10,211^th in the world and 225^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 113 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.