The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mondius with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 32.751 billion Adolantans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 5,422 trillion Pingas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,567 Pingas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 6,375^th in the world and 164^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 40.54 average smiles per day.